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BROTHERS AESOP
From the tough streets of the small Ukrainian village of Stratolonia along the Marshallburg Coast line emerges the band Brothers Aesop.
Led by the identical twin brothers (born 412 days apart) ‘Jorge’ and ‘Josef’ Aesop and paired with their cousins Yosh Yepovich and BucK, they literally leave their audiences gasping and saying “what was that?”
Music Weekly quotes: “They are.......different”, while Better Homes & Gardens Magazine says: “we are.....speechless.”
Let’s meet these hard rockin’ former Ukrainian potato farmers.
Buck aldous puttbach
Buck Aldous Puttbach – Drums, No Sing
Buck plays Drums and cymbals. He also is very good at pressing buttons, turning knobs, and plugging in cables. Buck is an expert at the science of drum set design, tuning, and assembly. In his spare time he works on researching the “Theory of Perfect Placement.”
Buck would like to endorse the following manufacturers:
Tama Drums & Hardware
Evans Drum Heads
Zildjian Cymbals
Vic Firth Drum Sticks
'Jorge AESOP
'Jorge Aesop – Guitars…….Many,….many,….many guitars
'Jorge Aesop is older brother (by 412 days) to his identical twin brother Joseph’ Aesop. He plays guitar and has way too way guitars, but he likes guitars so he buys guitars. The son of a potato farmer he hails from the small Ukrainian village town of Stratolonia along the Marshallburg coastline. Jorge’s earliest musical memories were of singing along with Mitch who coincidentally had a show called “Sing Along with Mitch” so he sang along. One day after playing guitar for his father, young Jorge’ looked up and said: “Eees gude papa yah?” His father replied “Dah”, “now goh” He is now in America playing guitar for Brothers Aesop. Last known whereabouts were the streets of Petaluma where he was seen holding a sign saying “Will work for a maple neck moto strat. He is still buying guitars.
'josef AESOP
I am ‘Josef Aesop. My older brother is ‘Jorge Aesop and we have been friends for a long time since we were kids together. ‘Jorge played with our big dog Rhed so much until Rhed ran away and I helped my brother look for him. ‘Jorge told me “Stop looking”. He was not very sad. We still had our potato field mouser cat we called Mittens to pet when it was allowed.
I tended Stratolonia Community Potato Patch with a fine potato rake Papa had given me. ‘Jorge hit a guitar he had made out of his potato shovel. Papa was mad but the sounds were good. I was wondering where ‘Jorge got strings for such a thing. I wanted a guitar, also. ‘Jorge took my potato rake and gave it back to me with four lengths of barbed wire from the Stratolonia Community Potato Patch fence. He said “Play. Thi is your new bass”. I said “ No it is not “.
He said “ You are right, my brother!” We laughed together like only two brothers can laugh together. Later ‘Jorge came back with my potato rake and now I saw four smooth strings on it. “This is your bass now “ We missed Mittens but not very much. Sometimes I call my first instrument made from a potato rake the “Mittens Bass”. ‘Jorge calls his first instrument made from a potato shovel the “Rhed Guitar”. The villagers from one end of the Marshallburg Coastline to the other heard the Brothers Aesop play these first instruments.
‘Jorge and I now play other peoples music on real instruments, not modified potato shovels and potato rakes.
The Mittens Bass and Rhed Guitar are being stored until the construction of the Stratolonia Natural Potato History Museum is completed in 2028.
yosh YEPOVICH
Yosh Yepovich was born on a small planet in the Epsilon Eridani star system thanks to the “Spreading the Seed” initiative of the highly secretive Space Patrol. Brought to earth as a toddler he was raised in a musical household in England and as a youngster was given his most prized possession, the piano practice bench of his adoptive “Uncle” Keith Emerson which he uses to this day.
As a teenager he worked as a cord polisher for Emerson, Lake and Palmer and was later in charge of acquiring Indian food for Rick Wakeman to eat on stage when he became too bored to play during the “Tales From Topographic Oceans” Yes tour. Later he was introduced to his genetic cousins, Josef, Jorge, and Buck due to advanced Space Patrol biometrics. Inspired by their musical talents Yosh reaffirmed his own musical abilities and joined up with them to become the keyboard player for the Brothers Aesop Band.
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